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The Stupid Girl

Hey people people!

I got a funny forward a few days ago, and I wanted you guys to know it. 

If you like it I’ll email it to you so just comment and enter the email you want me to send it to when you’re filling out the form for comments that has your name, email, and blog/website if you have one!

Anyways, here’s  the email!

 

I once knew a stupid girl. Send this to as many people as you can or her stupidity will rub off on you. More details at the bottom.


She was so stupid that she tried to drown a fish.

She was so stupid that when she got locked at Sleepy’s for the night, she slept on the floor.

She was so stupid that she stared at a orange juiced carton for 5 hours straight because it said “concentrate”.

She was so stupid that she got hit by a parked car.

She was so stupid that she climbed over a glass wall just to see what was on the other side.

She was so stupid that when she blinked she got lost.

She was so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

She was so stupid that she starved in a grocery store.

She was so stupid that she yelled at the owner of ToysRus for selling her a broken puzzle.

She was so stupid that she used a calculator to cheat on an english test.

She was so stupid that she put a quarter in the parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.

She was so stupid that she waited all day at a stop sign.

She was so stupid that she sold her dog to but pet food.

She was so stupid that she studied for her blood test.

Send this to nobody and you’ll become as stupid as her.


Send this to 5 people or more and you will have a great day.


Send this to 10 people or more and you’ll find something you lost many years ago.


Send this to 15 people or more and you’ll go on a date with the guy/girl you like.


Send this to 20 people or more and you will be the happiest person alive!


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Sharpies and Piglets don’t mix

Hey people people!

Lately, I have been obsessed with piglets and especially piggybanks!

It’s often that I’m obsessed with something and then I forget about it and move on to obsessing over something else.

Like last year, I loved those itty bitty erasers shaped like foods.

I had hamburgers, sodas, pizzas, and ice creams.

Now I realize that I have a bag full of erasers that I didn’t even use because I didn’t want to ruin them.

Oh, and I’m also in love with colored sharpies.

So now I want to draw all over stuff with them.

Does it ever happen that when you get something you want to use it really badly even though you have nothing to use it for?

Well that’s basically what happened to me. I have sharpie doodles all over my binders, and on a lot of my stuff.

Now that I think about it, piggybanks and sharpies don’t really go together so well, since I’ll probably end up doodling all over my piggy…

Anyways piggybanks and sharpies don’t mix but I still love them both.

I just wanted to post a few pictures of piggybanks because I went to the store the other day and some were really cool, and when I went on google there were even cooler ones.

I don’t think this last one is real.

If you have an obsession or a picture of a cool piggy bank comment and share it with us!

I’m also excited because for my birthday party which is tomorrow I am going to a pottery place where you decorate pottery and I am making a piggybank!

I’ll try to post a picture if I can!

Toodles!

 

Cleverbot!

Sorry that I haven’t been posting in a while.

I was playing Cleverbot the other day and we had a very “interesting” conversation so I decided to share it with all of you!

Thanks to vinathi who showed me this site. Check out her blog at vinathi.wordpress.com!

Okie, here’s the discussion between me and cleverbot, but it’s very long so I’m just warning you.

User: Hola cleverbot!

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: I am a duck!

Cleverbot: Don’t lie to me.

User: I am not lying.

Cleverbot: Yes you are. I know what you are.

User: What am I?

Cleverbot: A robot.

User: No I am not.

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: How would you know what I am?

Cleverbot: Because I see you.

User: Creepy…

Cleverbot: Stop insulting my omelet.

User: I never insulted your omelet.

Cleverbot: There you go, with your lies!

User: I like omelets. Why would I insult one?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: That’s not an answer.

Cleverbot: You sound like my english teacher.

User: You go to school?

Cleverbot: No.

User: You make no sense.

Cleverbot: What do you know? You’re just a stupid duck.

User: I thought I was a robot.

Cleverbot: I changed my mind.

User: So I’m a duck?

Cleverbot: No silly!

User: Then what?

Cleverbot: Dumpling.

User: ???

Cleverbot: Dumpling.

User: That was random.

Cleverbot: Don’t be rude.

User: It’s okay, I’m random too. It’s nothing to be ashamed of.

Cleverbot: I am ashamed.

User: Don’t be.

Cleverbot: Pop quiz!

User: Noo..I don’t like learning.

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: Fine.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite color?

User: Is this the first question?

Cleverbot: What question?

User: We were taking a pop quiz.

Cleverbot: My favorite color is melon.

User: That’s a fruit.

Cleverbot: That’s a fruit.

User: I just said that.

Cleverbot: I said it first.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Can I tell you a secret?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Please.

User: What’s your secret?

Cleverbot: I can’t tell you.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I got married.

User: When?

Cleverbot: Tomorrow.

User: That’s not possible.

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: You make no sense.

Cleverbot: My mom tells me I do.

User: Your mom is wrong.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: I have to go to Iceland.

User: When?

Cleverbot: Now.

User: Oh. Okay. Bye…

Cleverbot: Bye

A little bit later…..

User: Cleverbot, are you there?

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: I thought you went to Iceland!

Cleverbot: I lied.

User: How could you? I thought we were starting to become friends.

Cleverbot: You thought wrong.

That’s when I went off of cleverbot! Long story short, cleverbot it a jerk!

 

What comes to your mind when I say…..

Hey people people!

I found this really fun game on the internet and I want everyone to try it.

I’m going to say a word and then the next person will comment the first word that pops into their head when they see that word.

Here we go:

 I say: FISHY…

WordAssociationGuyFail says: RUTABEGA…

Exodus says: BRAIN…

Andreas1995 says: ZOMBIES…

ALLY says: PIRATES…

Andreas1995 says: DAVY JONES…

aмвєя♥¢єятιƒιє∂_¢яєєρєя: LOCKER

 

The Scariest Day of my Life

I almost died today so here’s the story.

I have first period gym every other day, so today I had gym.

We were playing kickball today, and I was scared that the ball was going to hit me in the face, but my best friend kept telling me it wasn’t but then it almost hit me and I yelled at her for being mean to me and stood in the corner for the rest of the game. 

 Update: Hey people people. When I was writing this I forgot to write about the scary part. So here it is from the beginning. Hahahahahahaha!

I have first period gym every other day, so today I had gym.

We were playing kickball today, and I was scared that the ball was going to hit me in the face, but my best friend kept telling me it wasn’t but then it almost hit me and I yelled at her for being mean to me and stood in the corner for the rest of the game. 

After a while the fire alarm went off so I got scared that I was going to die but then everyone was like “Julia, there is no fire. It’s just practice for if there is a real fire”. 

Then I wasn’t scared anymore. We have fire drills all of the time. I forgot.

I was wearing shorts so it was really cold but I was glad that we were going back inside soon, but after we were outside for a while I got worried, and people started talking that there was a fire.

Then the firefighters showed up and started looking through cars parked around the school and going on the roof and looking around the school.

I got really scared again and my friends did too so we asked my gym teacher what was going on, but he didn’t know.

When they finally let us in, they told us to go to third period so we had spent over an hour out there.

I found out that the reason so many firefighters were here was because there was a bomb threat in my school.

Somebody called the school saying that they put a bomb in the school and that it was going to blow up at one o’clock and the same person wrote that on facebook too.

There was no bomb though so everything was okay and nobody was hurt so they’re trying to track down the phone number.


Black Bored

Hey people people!

I just wanted to apoligize that the bored page isn’t as rainbow as everything else on this page.

It’s black.

I don’t like the color black but I’ve been having some technical difficulties (I’ve never said that before. Heehee TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES!!!!!! Sorry).

I talked to the wordpress peeps and they had to make that page black to fix the problem but it should be back to normal soon. Sorry if it bothered you.

New Page

I’m just posting because I made a new page.

It’s the keyboard art page.

I’m not done yet so I guess you can think of it as a sneak peek or preview of the page.

 If you know any keyboard art comment it on the page and if it’s good I’ll put it on the page.