Get away from the real world…

Annoyed

I want to annoy you.

I want to annoy you.

I want to annoy you.

I want to annoy you.

I want to annoy you.

I want to annoy you.

I want to annoy you.

I want to annoy you.

I want to annoy you.

I want to annoy you.

I want to annoy you.

I want to annoy you.

I want to annoy you.

I want to annoy you.

I want to annoy you.

I want to annoy you.

I want to annoy you.

I want to annoy you.

I want to annoy you.

I want to annoy you.

I want to annoy you.

I want to annoy you.

I want to annoy you.

I want to annoy you.

I want to annoy you.

I want to annoy you.

I want to annoy you.

I think I have succeeded…

But just in case…..

Do you want to hear a secret?

You do???


Nooo….

Seriously?

You positively want to hear my secret?

You do??

You must be kidding.

Really?

Fine, I’ll tell you.

You really want to know?

Okay.

Before I tell you I have to ask you something.

Can you keep a secret?

You have to promise you won’t tell anyone.

Your lips must be sealed.

Will you tell?

Not even your parents?

Not even your best friend?

Fine. I believe you.

Okay.

Here it goes.

My secret is…

My secret is…

My..sec..ret….i-i-i..is….

Ohhhh!!! I can’t do it!

I don’t know if I should tell you.

What if you tell someone?

I don’t know if I can trust you!

Uhhh…

I won’t do it.

It’s too risky.

I know that you want to know my secret but…

How can I know if you’re someone I can trust?

You do go on my blog, and you support me, and comment.

So you really think I should give back by telling you my secret?

My scary…

powerful…

deep…

dark…

Secret???

Now that I think about it, telling you won’t be that bad.

If you go on my blog, and comment, and enjoy it why would you tell anyone?

Alright…I might just tell you.

Yeah, why would you tell someone?

Unless you’re a serial killer.

If you were a serial killer I couldn’t possibly tell you.

But you’re not.

So everything is okay.

You would never do that, right???

Or would you…?

Would you?

How would I know?

I don’t know who you are!!!

So that means…

You’re a serial killer!!!

So if I tell you my secret you would tell someone.

Or even worse, you would tell someone!!!

I said that twice, didn’t I?

Who cares? 

I can repeat myself.

I can repeat myself all I want.

Soup.

Soup.

Soup.

Soup.

Soup. Soup. Soup. Soup. Soup. Soup. Soup. Soup. Soup.

Soup.

What’s that?

You think I’m just trying to change the subject?

Just so that I won’t tell you my secret?

Noooooo.

That’s not what I was doing.

Changing the subject so you won’t know my secret.

Haha!

Pshh.

Haha.

I would never do that…

Back to the secret.

Anyways, I can’t tell you.

Why?

We went through this already.

You could be a serial killer.

I have a story about serial killers.

It’s a long story.

I thought my dad was a serial killer once.

But he’s not.

So I was wrong.

Can you believe that?

Funny story huh?

What?

I’m not trying to change the subject again!

At least, not anymore.

Fine!

If you want to know so badly I’ll tell you.

Why do you even want to know?

How did you even know I had a secret in the first place?

It’s like I walked up to you and said “Do you want to hear a secret”?

You are so nosy.

Gosh!!!

Why should I even tell you?

You don’t deserve to know it.

Because of you, I’m being pressured into exposing my secret.

Peer pressure leads to suicide.

Do you want me to die?

Do you enjoy making people die?

Does death make you happy?

It’s a cruel world we live in.

It’s because of people like you that I am so upset.

Cry, cry.

Sniffle.

Tear, tear.

You know what???

You are a cookie hater!

How?

When I cry, the tears go into the ground.

Tears are salty!

My tears will go all over snails which happen to live on the ground and they will die.

Snails leave behind slime, and now there is no slime!

 

How does this lead to cookies?

I’ll show you!

Without slime nobody will be tripping and if nobody trips everyone will be balanced.

Balance makes more people walking around.

If a lot of people are walking then they will all bump into each other.

Do you want people on the ground?

To make it even worse, with people on the ground robbers can easily rob supermarkets.

And do you know what robbers will go after?

Do you?

No! You don’t.

Their going to go after milk.

Robbers love calcium!

So now BOOM!

Do you know what no milk means?

It means no cookies!

How can you eat cookies with no milk?

Tell me!

You can’t!

It’s not possible to eat cookies without milk!

So now, the government will ban cookies.

Do you want to live in a world without cookies?

I don’t think so!

So do the whole world a favor and stop forcing me to tell you my secret!

Now please excuse me, while I take a deep breath.

Thank you for your patience.

Anyways, I have made up my mind.

You shall not know my secret.

But now I feel bad for you since I made you read all of this.

Fine, I’ll tell you!

Click on the giraffe to know my secret!

 

 

One response

  1. What’s your secret??????

    June 8, 2011 at 6:34 PM

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