A Random Little World http://randomlittleworld.wordpress.com Get away from the real world... Mon, 21 Nov 2011 00:36:36 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ http://0.gravatar.com/blavatar/6388f5252cdcd807e44e52065aa91449?s=96&d=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.wp.com%2Fi%2Fbuttonw-com.png A Random Little World http://randomlittleworld.wordpress.com Jokes http://randomlittleworld.wordpress.com/2011/11/20/jokes/ http://randomlittleworld.wordpress.com/2011/11/20/jokes/#comments Mon, 21 Nov 2011 00:36:34 +0000 Julia http://randomlittleworld.wordpress.com/?p=645 ]]> Okie, so my friend just told me a few jokes which I thought were hilarious.

But….everyone makes fun on me saying their not.

So I want to get your opinion, to prove if I’m really that stupid.

Here they go…

1.) What’s funny about 4 black people riding on a horse, that are about to fall off the edge of a cliff?

They were my friends.

2.) What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer?

Hey! We’re both lawyers!

A pony walks into a bar and says “I’m so sad”. The waiter says ” Why such a long face”?

The horse looks at him and answers “My mother has cancer”.

Some of you may not get these, but the pint is that you think it’s going to be a joke about black people, or about lawyers, or the horse, but it ends up being something irrelevant.

What do you guys think?

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Welcome to A Random Little World

]]> http://randomlittleworld.wordpress.com/2011/11/20/34/feed/ 4 randomlittleworld Welcome to A Random Little World I’m alive…again http://randomlittleworld.wordpress.com/2011/11/20/im-alive-again/ http://randomlittleworld.wordpress.com/2011/11/20/im-alive-again/#comments Mon, 21 Nov 2011 00:08:30 +0000 Julia http://randomlittleworld.wordpress.com/?p=641 ]]> Hey guys!!!

I’ve decided to make a commitment to blog every weekend, so that I can get back on track.

I know I already promised that…and failed, but school is really demanding as you all know.

So just stay tuned, and I promise this time, that you will be seeing more stuff on here soon.

Toodles!!! <3

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I know I haven’t been on here for such a long time but now that school is back (BUMMER) and there’s no distractions (homework?) we can get back on track!

So yeah, I know that this is a boring post but I just want to let you know that I’m still alive.

O.o

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I’m just posting to share a funny story.

The other day in my orchestra class me and my friend (Let’s call her Amy) were talking and my other friend (He’ll be Ted) kept jumping out and scaring us.

So Amy says “Ted don’t make me hurt you”, as a joke of course.

So Ted does it again.

We were standing next to my teacher’s desk and he had a hammer on his desk.

Amy picks up the hammer and says “Don’t make me use this”, also as a joke.

My teacher always picks on Amy, so he goes ” Amy, put the hammer down it’s not hammer time”.

So that’s basically it, you probably don’t think it’s funny but I do.

Oh and I told my dad and he told me that when I was little he took me to Home Depot because there was nobody home and he needed to buy something and I threw a tantrum in the store because he wouldn’t buy me a hammer.

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