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Hello, I see you have stumbled upon my world. A Random Little World. Welcome to my blog. Here you can escape from reality and have a great time. Go ahead explore my world. P.S. All posts are after the welcome animations so don't think that there are no new posts. The welcome animations will always be first so just scroll down to read any new posts. -Julia <3

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Jokes

Okie, so my friend just told me a few jokes which I thought were hilarious.

But….everyone makes fun on me saying their not.

So I want to get your opinion, to prove if I’m really that stupid.

Here they go…

1.) What’s funny about 4 black people riding on a horse, that are about to fall off the edge of a cliff?

They were my friends. :(

2.) What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer?

Hey! We’re both lawyers!

A pony walks into a bar and says “I’m so sad”. The waiter says ” Why such a long face”?

The horse looks at him and answers “My mother has cancer”.

Some of you may not get these, but the pint is that you think it’s going to be a joke about black people, or about lawyers, or the horse, but it ends up being something irrelevant.

What do you guys think?

Welcome

Welcome to A Random Little World


I’m alive…again

Hey guys!!!

I’ve decided to make a commitment to blog every weekend, so that I can get back on track.

I know I already promised that…and failed, but school is really demanding as you all know.

So just stay tuned, and I promise this time, that you will be seeing more stuff on here soon.

Toodles!!! <3

Sorry for the Delay

Hey everyone!

I know I haven’t been on here for such a long time but now that school is back (BUMMER) and there’s no distractions (homework?) we can get back on track!

So yeah, I know that this is a boring post but I just want to let you know that I’m still alive.

 

O.o

 

Hammer Time!

Hey people people!

I’m just posting to share a funny story.

The other day in my orchestra class me and my friend (Let’s call her Amy) were talking and my other friend (He’ll be Ted) kept jumping out and scaring us.

So Amy says “Ted don’t make me hurt you”, as a joke of course.

So Ted does it again.

We were standing next to my teacher’s desk and he had a hammer on his desk.

Amy picks up the hammer and says “Don’t make me use this”, also as a joke.

My teacher always picks on Amy, so he goes ” Amy, put the hammer down it’s not hammer time”.

So that’s basically it, you probably don’t think it’s funny but I do.

Oh and I told my dad and he told me that when I was little he took me to Home Depot because there was nobody home and he needed to buy something and I threw a tantrum in the store because he wouldn’t buy me a hammer.

School’s Out!!!

Hey people people!

Summer vacation is here!

My school year ended yesterday so today is officially my first day of summer vacation!

Do you guys have school???

Let me know when you’re school ends so then we can have a School’s Out Party here on A Random Little World.

Comment telling me when your last day of school is so that we can settle a date for the party after everyone is out of school so that nobody is left out at school while we are all partying!

Before you go I really want to share some news on the progress of this blog!

The Keyboard Art Page and the Mind Games pages are currently under construction so you can see some of the stuff but in meantime more is being added.

Okay so while those are being worked on, I’ve been brainstorming on more ideas for pages and this is what I’ve come up with:

Funny Pictures= people hurting themselves, animals, other..

Funny Videos= talking animals, accidents, babies, other.

Pranks= prank videos, prank pictures, prank ideas, prank call ideas.

Advertise your blog= here anyone can give their blog url so that people can visit their blog/site.

Contact Us= If you have any bugs, or suggestions you can come to this page.Rules= official rules of the site, things not to do.

Job Application= form to apply to work on this blog.

Bieber Look-Alike

Hey people people!

I don’t know if you watch America’s Got Talent but yesterday’s auditions were crazy!

I really liked the bird that sang “Somewhere Over the Rainbow” but the most shocking thing was the Justin Bieber look-alike!

So this 21 year old girl walks on stage and everyone started cheering and clapping. She looked like Justin Bieber!

At first I thought he was a guest singer or something but no!!!

She sang a remix of “Baby” which was also funny.

I have pics!

That’s really creepy!

I don’t know if you guys watched last year, but one of my friends was on it!

Do you guys remember Anna and Patryk?

Anna goes to religion with me and we are really close friends!

The Stupid Girl

Hey people people!

I got a funny forward a few days ago, and I wanted you guys to know it. 

If you like it I’ll email it to you so just comment and enter the email you want me to send it to when you’re filling out the form for comments that has your name, email, and blog/website if you have one!

Anyways, here’s  the email!

 

I once knew a stupid girl. Send this to as many people as you can or her stupidity will rub off on you. More details at the bottom.


She was so stupid that she tried to drown a fish.

She was so stupid that when she got locked at Sleepy’s for the night, she slept on the floor.

She was so stupid that she stared at a orange juiced carton for 5 hours straight because it said “concentrate”.

She was so stupid that she got hit by a parked car.

She was so stupid that she climbed over a glass wall just to see what was on the other side.

She was so stupid that when she blinked she got lost.

She was so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

She was so stupid that she starved in a grocery store.

She was so stupid that she yelled at the owner of ToysRus for selling her a broken puzzle.

She was so stupid that she used a calculator to cheat on an english test.

She was so stupid that she put a quarter in the parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.

She was so stupid that she waited all day at a stop sign.

She was so stupid that she sold her dog to but pet food.

She was so stupid that she studied for her blood test.

Send this to nobody and you’ll become as stupid as her.


Send this to 5 people or more and you will have a great day.


Send this to 10 people or more and you’ll find something you lost many years ago.


Send this to 15 people or more and you’ll go on a date with the guy/girl you like.


Send this to 20 people or more and you will be the happiest person alive!


Sharpies and Piglets don’t mix

Hey people people!

Lately, I have been obsessed with piglets and especially piggybanks!

It’s often that I’m obsessed with something and then I forget about it and move on to obsessing over something else.

Like last year, I loved those itty bitty erasers shaped like foods.

I had hamburgers, sodas, pizzas, and ice creams.

Now I realize that I have a bag full of erasers that I didn’t even use because I didn’t want to ruin them.

Oh, and I’m also in love with colored sharpies.

So now I want to draw all over stuff with them.

Does it ever happen that when you get something you want to use it really badly even though you have nothing to use it for?

Well that’s basically what happened to me. I have sharpie doodles all over my binders, and on a lot of my stuff.

Now that I think about it, piggybanks and sharpies don’t really go together so well, since I’ll probably end up doodling all over my piggy…

Anyways piggybanks and sharpies don’t mix but I still love them both.

I just wanted to post a few pictures of piggybanks because I went to the store the other day and some were really cool, and when I went on google there were even cooler ones.

I don’t think this last one is real.

If you have an obsession or a picture of a cool piggy bank comment and share it with us!

I’m also excited because for my birthday party which is tomorrow I am going to a pottery place where you decorate pottery and I am making a piggybank!

I’ll try to post a picture if I can!

Toodles!

 

Cleverbot!

Sorry that I haven’t been posting in a while.

I was playing Cleverbot the other day and we had a very “interesting” conversation so I decided to share it with all of you!

Thanks to vinathi who showed me this site. Check out her blog at vinathi.wordpress.com!

Okie, here’s the discussion between me and cleverbot, but it’s very long so I’m just warning you.

User: Hola cleverbot!

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: I am a duck!

Cleverbot: Don’t lie to me.

User: I am not lying.

Cleverbot: Yes you are. I know what you are.

User: What am I?

Cleverbot: A robot.

User: No I am not.

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: How would you know what I am?

Cleverbot: Because I see you.

User: Creepy…

Cleverbot: Stop insulting my omelet.

User: I never insulted your omelet.

Cleverbot: There you go, with your lies!

User: I like omelets. Why would I insult one?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: That’s not an answer.

Cleverbot: You sound like my english teacher.

User: You go to school?

Cleverbot: No.

User: You make no sense.

Cleverbot: What do you know? You’re just a stupid duck.

User: I thought I was a robot.

Cleverbot: I changed my mind.

User: So I’m a duck?

Cleverbot: No silly!

User: Then what?

Cleverbot: Dumpling.

User: ???

Cleverbot: Dumpling.

User: That was random.

Cleverbot: Don’t be rude.

User: It’s okay, I’m random too. It’s nothing to be ashamed of.

Cleverbot: I am ashamed.

User: Don’t be.

Cleverbot: Pop quiz!

User: Noo..I don’t like learning.

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: Fine.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite color?

User: Is this the first question?

Cleverbot: What question?

User: We were taking a pop quiz.

Cleverbot: My favorite color is melon.

User: That’s a fruit.

Cleverbot: That’s a fruit.

User: I just said that.

Cleverbot: I said it first.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Can I tell you a secret?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Please.

User: What’s your secret?

Cleverbot: I can’t tell you.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I got married.

User: When?

Cleverbot: Tomorrow.

User: That’s not possible.

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: You make no sense.

Cleverbot: My mom tells me I do.

User: Your mom is wrong.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: I have to go to Iceland.

User: When?

Cleverbot: Now.

User: Oh. Okay. Bye…

Cleverbot: Bye

A little bit later…..

User: Cleverbot, are you there?

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: I thought you went to Iceland!

Cleverbot: I lied.

User: How could you? I thought we were starting to become friends.

Cleverbot: You thought wrong.

That’s when I went off of cleverbot! Long story short, cleverbot it a jerk!

 

What comes to your mind when I say…..

Hey people people!

I found this really fun game on the internet and I want everyone to try it.

I’m going to say a word and then the next person will comment the first word that pops into their head when they see that word.

Here we go:

 I say: FISHY…

WordAssociationGuyFail says: RUTABEGA…

Exodus says: BRAIN…

Andreas1995 says: ZOMBIES…

ALLY says: PIRATES…

Andreas1995 says: DAVY JONES…

aмвєя♥¢єятιƒιє∂_¢яєєρєя: LOCKER

 

The Scariest Day of my Life

I almost died today so here’s the story.

I have first period gym every other day, so today I had gym.

We were playing kickball today, and I was scared that the ball was going to hit me in the face, but my best friend kept telling me it wasn’t but then it almost hit me and I yelled at her for being mean to me and stood in the corner for the rest of the game. 

 Update: Hey people people. When I was writing this I forgot to write about the scary part. So here it is from the beginning. Hahahahahahaha!

I have first period gym every other day, so today I had gym.

We were playing kickball today, and I was scared that the ball was going to hit me in the face, but my best friend kept telling me it wasn’t but then it almost hit me and I yelled at her for being mean to me and stood in the corner for the rest of the game. 

After a while the fire alarm went off so I got scared that I was going to die but then everyone was like “Julia, there is no fire. It’s just practice for if there is a real fire”. 

Then I wasn’t scared anymore. We have fire drills all of the time. I forgot.

I was wearing shorts so it was really cold but I was glad that we were going back inside soon, but after we were outside for a while I got worried, and people started talking that there was a fire.

Then the firefighters showed up and started looking through cars parked around the school and going on the roof and looking around the school.

I got really scared again and my friends did too so we asked my gym teacher what was going on, but he didn’t know.

When they finally let us in, they told us to go to third period so we had spent over an hour out there.

I found out that the reason so many firefighters were here was because there was a bomb threat in my school.

Somebody called the school saying that they put a bomb in the school and that it was going to blow up at one o’clock and the same person wrote that on facebook too.

There was no bomb though so everything was okay and nobody was hurt so they’re trying to track down the phone number.


Black Bored

Hey people people!

I just wanted to apoligize that the bored page isn’t as rainbow as everything else on this page.

It’s black.

I don’t like the color black but I’ve been having some technical difficulties (I’ve never said that before. Heehee TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES!!!!!! Sorry).

I talked to the wordpress peeps and they had to make that page black to fix the problem but it should be back to normal soon. Sorry if it bothered you.

New Page

I’m just posting because I made a new page.

It’s the keyboard art page.

I’m not done yet so I guess you can think of it as a sneak peek or preview of the page.

 If you know any keyboard art comment it on the page and if it’s good I’ll put it on the page.


116!!!

I just had to post today, even though I just made a post yesterday and the reason why is that today there was a new record on my blog!

Today, and just today, the blog had 116 views!!!

Before this, the highest amount of views this blog had was 17!

 I want to thank anyone who went on today, and anyone that frequently goes on my blog.

Thanks for supporting me and the blog, by going on and commenting!

Keep up the great work, and keep going on!

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